So err'body, first on the agenda, lets give the handsome Mr. Depp a round of applause, cause it's his birfday! He's 47 (I know 'o shyt', yeah I thought that too).
Here he is circa Gilbert Grape (ithink?)
Moving on! Last night Logo had its NewNowNext Awards. Sadly I don't have Logo, but I wish I did, cause honestly, who doesn't love good LGBTv??
Anyhow, some mishaps...starting with Aisha Tyler. Who's claim to fame was in 2000's "Dancing in September" as Woman with Weave (hahahajustkidding). She was in The Santa Clause 2 and 3, Balls of Fury, Bedtimes Stories (who else is noticing a trend of bad movies???), Friends, Ghost Whisperer, and CSI, to name a few. Here's Ms. Thang is at the awards:
Anyhow, some mishaps...starting with Aisha Tyler. Who's claim to fame was in 2000's "Dancing in September" as Woman with Weave (hahahajustkidding). She was in The Santa Clause 2 and 3, Balls of Fury, Bedtimes Stories (who else is noticing a trend of bad movies???), Friends, Ghost Whisperer, and CSI, to name a few. Here's Ms. Thang is at the awards:
Girl is looking like a straight up crackie. And if we take a closer look.....
*collectivegasp*
oh NO....she has no eyebrows! Seriously alien behbeh, your beautiful, but WHERE ARE YOUR EYEBROWS?!?!?! Actually....who did your make up in general??? No bueno...no bueno at all. Your skin looks ashy! And just dead in general.
oh NO....she has no eyebrows! Seriously alien behbeh, your beautiful, but WHERE ARE YOUR EYEBROWS?!?!?! Actually....who did your make up in general??? No bueno...no bueno at all. Your skin looks ashy! And just dead in general.
Here's Ms. Tyler looking nice with eyebrows:
Ahhhh beautiful...
Next in line is...Ongina, of Ru Paul's Drag Race Season 1 fame:
Do I need to even say anything??? Now listen, I love me some queenies. But I screamed when I saw this. Not good scream either. Bad scream. I don't know what it is, but something is just off about this. I think it's her face...not that way...well I guess I mean it in that way. She's just makin and ugly face is all. Cause that outfit is gettin it. I could do without the little Abu hat, but whatevs.
Do I need to even say anything??? Now listen, I love me some queenies. But I screamed when I saw this. Not good scream either. Bad scream. I don't know what it is, but something is just off about this. I think it's her face...not that way...well I guess I mean it in that way. She's just makin and ugly face is all. Cause that outfit is gettin it. I could do without the little Abu hat, but whatevs.
Here is the Ongina I prefer, queenie-like, yet very beautiful:
Nice feathers bb.
And lastly, Mystique Summers, also of Ru Paul's Drag Race fame, but from Season 2:
C'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...Seriously. Like I said, I can appreciate a good tranny (especially of the Argentine singing variety [seehere]meowmeow indeed...) but c'monnnnnnn! That dress is just...NO! Ugh, I hope those eyebrows of hers were not only stolen from Ms. Tyler, but compensation for that fug dress. I've seen some fierce big girls dressed to the nines, but Mystique is not one of them.
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